PROJECT INFO:

omgsnax! was started mostly b/c i really needed some kind of project to keep me from coming totally unglued this year. & also so i'd stop eating the same four things for dinner every night. i mean, pierogies are great & all, but let's be honest: the human body needs more.

WRITER INFO:

i've maintained a personal website in some incarnation or other since 1996. that's before the word "blog" was even invented, so don't tell ME about your little xanga page or whatever, b/c i so don't wanna hear it.

i like: the DIY rock'n'roll lifestyle, vegetarian pad thai, argyle kneesocks, one-inch buttons, punctuation, expletives, squash ravioli, dancey mathrock, talking shit about the local music scene, talking shit about people who talk shit about the local music scene, avocados, books that don't suck, gigantic kick drums, being shouty, orange walls, my grandma's cooking, & your underpants.

i dislike: pretty much everything else.

SITE INFO:

omgsnax! is lovingly coded by hand in TextEdit. i stopped learning HTML in 1999, basically, so it's pretty much a WYSIWYG enterprise. omgsnax! doesn't have any bells & whistles, but if it did, they'd be the shiniest bells & trilliest whistles you ever did hear. by the way, some of you may remember this particular green-on-green-on-green layout from, oh, 2001, when i had a personal site called "the ghost in the machine" in directory called "brazil" on a friend's server. yeah, put that reference in your pipe & smoke it.

credit for the title omgsnax! goes to caroline hackmeyer, who wishes i'd come up with something equally as hilarious for her webthingie.

omgsnax! & the images contained therein are copyright © 2006 me. the recipes belong to other people.